Rhod Gilbert on BBC Radio Wales.

If you are listening to this, you are listening to Rhod Gilbert's Best Bits, some of the best bits of my Saturday morning radio show, live on BBC Radio Wales.

I'm sitting opposite Wales's finest ... what are you, Eggsy? What would you ... / Um ... family ... family entertainer, Rhod, family entertainer. / Fill in the blank, family entertainer ... / rap ... rap ... a ... member of moderately successful rap group, / Yeah, / uh, family entertainer, / yeah, / um ... ex- ... uh ... pay per round employee, / yeah, / Um ... and, uh ... a fan of science fiction. / There you go. / If it's not full enough, I saw aliens on the way up today. / Did you? / I actually saw aliens ... um ... I got off the train ... / I know that ... I know that you said you got up at 5 A.M. today. / Yeah, got up on 5 A.M., which is ... / that's possibly why you were thinking a bit ... muddy. / it was, it was ... it was pu ... solid evidence ... um ... __ __ __ station, / yeah, / but the time __ hit __ __ station / it was probably ... let's say, ... 8 o'clock / yeah / uh ... a gang of aliens just got off a train. / A gang? / ... Well, technically they were some men __ __ stag-do wearing green masks, but as far as I'm concerned it was full-on aliens. So, uh, great start to the morning, a lot of energy. / That is a good link for your forthcoming Radio Wales series. / Look at that. / Look at that. / Oh, that's pretty good. / What's it called? The Unexplainer? / The Unexplainers, yeah. We've been working on that for the past few weeks ... a lot of aliens in that, / yeah / a lot of ghosts, a lot of mystery, / Yeah. / me ... myself and Mike Bubbins, / yeah, / um, who's done the show recently, I think. / He has. / Um ... we have been investigating the unknown ... / Have you? / ... and, uh ... having ... having ... well, I'm not gonna say too much, but I've seen __ __ very strange things there ... yeah ... nearly as strang as a bunch of aliens __ __ __ __ station / I'm looking forward to seeing it. ... Talking of the unknown, what have we got coming up on the show today? / __ probably the unknown. / We've got / we've got / heavily-edited listener playlist from someone called Dave Overall. / Dave, get in, lovely second name. It's like ... like Tony Jacket, uh, cousin of Dave Overall. / Dave Overall from __ __ E__. That makes you feel better about life. / Hey, that's good, Dave Overall, yes. / Doesn't it? / Dave __, yes. / What could go wrong in a world __ __ __ man called Dave __ __ __ from __ __. / I / right now, Dave's mate / listening to the radio / Dave's probably in the bath. ... "Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave ... it's on, it's on, Dave ..." That's what __ __ __ right now. __ ... right now in __ __ / Well, it's not on. It's not on now. that's the problem. / Dave, get out __ __ time / get out of the bathroom.

We need ... uh ... Eggsy, some features, and I've already lobbed it out on the old ... uh ... @rhodgilbertshow twitter feed ... um ... I'm kee ... I'm keeping on with the Rhod-o-vision Song Contest, which I'm not sure if you're familiar with. / __ __ go, ... go on, go on, give me a basic rundown. Go on. / Somebody suggested a few weeks ago __ Rhod-o-vision Song Contest / Right. / like the Eurovision Song Context / for this show, where ... uh ... you tell me where you're from, / OK. / like, you'd be from Newport, / OK, yeah. / uh ... and then you'd say, "Hey, Rhod, I'm from Newport and I nominate, for the Rhod-o-vision Song Contest, / Yeah, / a Newport band ... so, you might say "Goldie Lookin Chain" / OK / You might nominate yourself / OK, yeah yeah yeah, OK. ... I could do that now, __? / you could do that now. / OK. / and then you pick a song / OK / and then ... and then, at the end of the show, we go "Which one of them ... which one is the best one ... we like best / play / that's cool / winner / the only problem is, if I ... if my song does win ... / It's not gonna. / ... lots of swear words in there. That's ... it's not gonna win anyway, / It's not gonna win anyway / plethora of swear words / forget __ any other nominations / Uh ... could ... could ... can I nominate a band that ... um ... the ... they have to be from where ... where I'm from? / They ... that's the rules. / OK. ... Could I create the band in my mind? / The thing is, if you create it in your mind, it is very unlikely that Radio Wales __ got it. / That's true, actually. That is ... / that is the problem with your mind / um ... yeah, all right, OK, / What is the band gonna be? / __ __ __ I'm thinking of ... remember, um, Doug and Jim from Neighbours ? / Yeah. / __ was __ combination of / __ __ __ ... of course I do / Yeah. Everyone remembers / only 30 years ago. / that classic episode, where ... / remember / they went camping ... / hang on, hang on ... __ __ __ Doug / Doug, Doug ... uh ... yeah ... brown hair ... / he did / and __ had / didn't he look ... he looked a bit like, a sort of an Australian ... um ... uh ... like, who's that bloke in __ Eastenders? / Um ... / __ __ __ __ __ __ __ wasn't he a bit like ... uh ... / He ... he looks a bit like __ __ __ to a certain extent, but ... / No, he didn't look __ __ / he sort of __ he __ a sort of __ __ __ head / Aplology to anyone / Terence / Terence Donovan, who was the father of Jason Donovan. / No. / Showbiz fact. / Doug was ...? / Yeah. Doug Willis is Jason D__'s real-life dad. / No. / ... But ... but what I'm thinking, right, for my made-up band ... / Apology to anyone under 50 / yeah, __ __ __ you don't know what this is __ __ / for all ... all of this. / I'm sorry, but there are some people __ __ __ __ greatly. Uh ... my made-up band, though ... / Yeah, / ... would be ... um ... D__&J__ from Neighbours / What have they got to do with Newport? / only the fact that I watched them on TV / Newport as a kid, right? So, that's ... / really going wrong with this whole feature. / It's almost there. I'm just thinking __ they had a psychedelic period. There was an episode where they __ camping, and __ __ m__ms, and Jim thought __ __ __ giant pig in front of his __ / __ __ __ __ __ if you could ... if you could ... / E__, are you sure ... not only you're making up __ band, now you're making up __ Neighbours' episode as well. / It was ... honestly, it was a real episode / you / Youtube / you / kind of TV I like / not for me, let me tell you that. / ... Yes, you are a much stronger person than me. / and a stronger character. / Yeah. / Don't do it, kids. Uh ... now then, what have we got? We've got ... we've got ... uh ... tweets and things coming in / "Hi Rhod, I'd like to nominate __ __ from Kilmarnock in Scotland / Good choice. / ... with their song, Bubbles for Rhod-o-vision. Thank you. __ from Glasgow / you see, Eggsy? That's how it's done. / Right. So, / Fraser from Glasgow / that's how it's done / proper band / real location / Exactly. That is how it works. / Right. / You write in and you say, "Hi Rhod, I've ..." ... although __ __ he's from Glasgow / __ region. / Hang on a minute. He says / hi / Scotland / up to there __ __ perfect / not allowed / F__ from / doesn't work / Fraser from Glasgow, out. / Fraser, you're out. Sorry. / Mxxx mxxxxxx / Yeah. Nearly as bad as me, Fraser, there, almost got it right ... / luckily I spotted that. I almost put it in. / You ... Fraser, you can't live like this, just breaking the rules willy-nilly. / Unless he / in Glasgow / from / originally. I __ ... I / maybe scan his birth certificate and send it over to us. / be good to actually have / solid evidence / good to have documentary proof. ... Hey, we had a feature last week. I __ __ __ last week / __ __. / that I have been eating rotten eggs all my life. / What? How have you ... what ... how did this happen? / because my system for checking whether an egg is fresh or rotten ... / Yeah? / I had it the wrong way around. / Was it the thing __ __ put in water / Yeah. / Huh, OK. It it floats it's ill, if it sinks it's healthy. / I thought, if it floats it's all right ... / Yeah, yeah / and if it sinks it's dead / yeah / the other way around / ? / so, I / only the ones that __ ... all my life. / Gutted ... / I've never even tasted fresh egg / G__. So, this is ... / I'm a Channel 5 documentary waiting to happen ... / Huh, this is / ... The Boy Who Never Tasted Fresh Egg. / whole new world out there / This is amazing. / Yeah. / So ... / yeah / Boy Who never tasted / so ... OK / document / __ __ in this. __ __ in this / boy who never tasted / in / so, I've been eating rotton eggs all my life / Right / Um ... so, I thought __ feature, "What have you done wrong all your life?" / Yeah. / something __ wrong / only realized at a certain point / doing something wrong / Yeah. / L__, the producer ... L__ __, the producer, last week, threw it out on, uh ... on twitter. She said, "What have you done wrong all your life? Get in touch, 8 19 12 on the text." The text number is 8 10 12. / __ __ __ slightly wrong / __ __ irony. ... __ ... I did ... I pointed out then last week ... I said, "We haven't had a single thing on this. ... We didn't get a single thing on that feature." ... And that was because the "What have you done wrong all your life?" feature / BBC __ Wales / L__ / on the show today. / I don't know where she is / holiday ... holiday, they described it. / OK / holiday / yeah / gone away, they call it holiday / in __ __ ... __ __ deckchair __ __ big glasses

Curtis Mayfield, Move / specially played for ... it's a little bit __ house, a little bit / play__ to you, E__ / happy birthday for you on, uh, Tuesday. / Yes. Very excited. Um ... lovely t__ / How old are you on Tuesday? / 39. / 39? ... because somebody __ hit on you this week. / What? / Yeah. / What? / a gir ... a girl. A girl. Let me get it. / No. / Yeah. / This is outrageous. / Well, a girl ... a girl hit on you via text. / Probably / my mom, although she / how to use any ... uh __ / 20-yeah-old from, uh, Cambridge. / What? This is outrageous. / Yeah. / My girlfriend would go b__ if she hears this. / Have you got a girlfriend? / I have got a girlfriend, yeah. So __ __ ... and I love her. I love her. She's lovely. / go __ read it to me anyway. Read / to / I'll find it / Or make something up / do it in woman's voice / I'll find it in a minute / year-old / really good. For a 39-year-old, he looks like a 21-year-old. Margaret, Cambridge. / she said ... I think __ __ name is Lisa __ ... I'd better find it. Hold ... hold the fort. / OK. I'll hold the fort / Hold the fort. Put the banana maffin / OK / banana muffin / Rhod is doing __ __ called research / I'm enjoying a low-G__ muffin ... um ... which is a banana-based muffin / si__ / suger / very tasty snack ... he's back in the room. / Yeah. / He's back in the room / I am back in the room. I just don't know / still no luck? Still no luck / No. I can't find it. ... "Hi Rhod and co-host ..." I've found this, though. This is ... this is an email from ... um ... Christine Spinks / Great name. ... What a great name ! / Is that ... is that ... I mean ... uh ... I'll tell you what. Who says __ __ variety / we've got Dave Overall / Christine Spinks / how could they listen to the same radio show? / Dave Overall / be a great TV show / yeah / a great TV show / They can't listen to the same show / Spinks / no ... in a Venn diagram / Dave Overall / one of them __ __ C__ S__ on the other side / gonna happen / nothing in the middle of that / your show is on. It's time. / Dave, Dave, show's on, Dave, Dave ... / Maybe they ... maybe they're together / that'd be good / uh ... in / terribly dirty in here. We should get a better car. / C__ leaning out of the window / ci__ / in a __ __ holder / do we have to smoke, David? Do we to smoke? ... __ __ __ __ __ great idea for a TV show. / "Hi Rhod and co-host" from Christine Spinks, "I listen to the podcast on the way to school every day / presumably Et__ / Yeah, exactly. ... __ __ __ __ the class / the show / I listen to the poscast on the way to school ..." Christine Spinks here / I listen to the podcast on the way to school every day / I'm currently taking my GCSEs." Good luck, Christine Spinks / I had a biology exam this / look at this / it just so happened that a question about rotton eggs came up. / No. / Yeah. / Ground-breaking. / Thanks to you, I may have gained a few extra marks. / Huh ... so ... so, the ... the technique about the / you're welcome, Christine S__ / This is great, Christine / you're welcome / I am the man who's, uh, eaten / all / his / life / to know. ... "What have you done wrong all your life?" is the ... uh ... the feature at the moment / I ... / look at this / yeah, go on / uh ... @rhodgilbertshow, somebody tweeted ... "There's a 33-year-old lady I work with, who genuinely thought that, if you could hear seagulls in the city it was raining out at sea. / Oh, what? / __ __ / __ __ worst thing with that, though, is / I laughed / already / and then I thought "Could be true." / a little bit of doubt / rain / maybe they do / thing__ about cow sitting down __ __ __ never understood that / Lloyd Langford told me once / to keep the patch dry / yeah / I thought, "Why would they want to do that? / just lazy / why / keep that patch dry / stand up and walk about / wet anyway / nobody __ __ __ meals too dry anyway / you / moisture on it / exactly / cow / rain / like gravy / Exactly / __ __ __ / I'd rather eat ... if I was a cow, definitely rather eat wet grass. / Definitely. / Definitely. / nature's gravy. That's what __ __ / oh, nature's gravy / Huh huh ... __ ... nature's __ __ ... oh, here's ... here it is, here it is, here it is, here it is, your admirer. / Oh, OK / __ __ ... can I ... can I use __ __ stalker / is it scary? / not yet / only one week of correspondence. / __ __ __ Clint Eastwood __ __ Play Misty For Me / OK / not yet. Takes more than this. / OK. / when you get really __ed / OK / "Hello, Rhod and co-host, / Huh huh, / I would just like to say ..." Hey, she / realizes it's you / fancy man / Hello Rhod and co-host, I would just like to say how thankful I am for your weekly podcast. It makes me laugh while I'm picking up poo from horses in fields. ... / Oh, what? What ... / this is / is this a hobby? How __ __ work? / I love the next bit / she fancies you / she hasn't really / sold herself there / no / the only / horse poo / excuse my French / says, "it would be a very lonely job without your company. P.S. I quite fancy Eggsy, ... although I don't know what he looks like. / Brilliant. That's brilliant. __ __ absolutely perfect. / name / 20 years old, ... I'll tell you what. Don't spoil it. / 知らないほうがいいよ。

we / loads / we've got / Rhod-o-vision feature, where you tell me where you're from, nominate a band from that area, and a track / we __ put into / Rhod-o-vision Song Contest / winner / chosen today / I'd like to nominate Muse ... / like to nominate Muse with Supermassive Black Hole as they are from Teignmouth" This is from Screaming Mad George, who is from T__ / Right. So, that one / officially go in / that goes in / because / put the right location__ / and his own name. / Yeah. / Brilliant. / it all works / band from / not / f__ about people from Neighbours / progressive rock band / Exactly / hasn't / I'm from ... I'm from Glasgow but there is a band from K__ __ ... yeah yeah yeah yeah. / Rubbish. / Um ... uh ... "Morning, Rhod and E__, how about Don't You Want Me, Baby? by the Human League?" ... from Martin from S__ / I'm / bloke you can't remember who invented this annoying feature. / Wow. So, / grandfather / in the first week of / cross / Oh yeah. Fair enough / you can't come back. You can't come back / possibly / have the same / be __ scandal. Get his mom ... get your mom to ... to do it / for you instead / 同じ人間が二度応募してはいけない。どうしてもというならお母さんにやってもらえ。 / Uh, "Morning, Rhod and Eggsy (top quality co-presenter) / oh, fantastic. Top ... oh, look at that / top quality / more than happy with / with the term "adequate" / uh ... "Morning, Rhod and Eggsy (top / help E__ out / how about Guns Don't Kill People __ / for / Rhod-o-vision / bird / Um ... OK, OK. I suppose it can be done although we'd be breaking guidlines and rules by me being a band / you can't win it / Sorry, I can't win, I can't win, guys / today / so far / we have got / this is a strong / massive response. / Look at this . It is a big response / this is great / morning, Rhod and E__ / great. Lovely / I would love to nominate / Iron Maiden / hills / B__ / from N__ / totally counts. Cheers, boys" from / O__ J__ is from, um, N__ / absolutely / expelled from school for __ing __ headmaster __ soup." ... Don't do it, kids. / I like / actually / 747 to one of his own gigs. ... Do you know / fully qualified / that's amazing. That's really good / go / nuh / see what happens / if / don't / soup / for me, thanks / no __ of crisps / yeah, that's ... that's not __ bad one / is that your lead at the moment? / a lot / where / you from / name a band, name a track, nominate them into / Rhod-o-vision / this week and every week / on BBC Radio Wales. ... "My wife / from / guess what's coming up / Forest of Dean / I know really from / Forest of Dean / Classic. / it is a classic / OK / is that __ knock off / hills / I mean / they're close contenders now. They are close contenders. / but yeah / amazingly, I think, uh ... I'm ... I'm gonna / I'm, again, going to nominate M__ / another one ... Timothy __ / second / Supermassive Black Hole / Rhod-o-vision / I'm from Norway / Huh ... guess who / A-ha or something / on TV / or ..." it says, "... or whatever Radio Wales might have / only one, isn't it? / Take On Me / TV / is my favorite / Yeah, yeah. / I think ... I think / position / it just sways / for one second I'm thinking of heavy metal, then I'm going / round of Norwegian soft rocks / the beauty of the Rhod-o-vision Song Contest / great show / lot of positive energy / in the room / with the songs ... uh ... song, Victims of Circumstance__ / from Ph__ / it's not / emf / it's not emf, is it? / it's my birthday tune. Could you dedicate any / think / may be your youngest listener, at 39. / Huh. / __ from __. Do you know what? You probably are, Ph__, you cheaky little s__ / get back to your exams. Uh ... so, at the moment we are thinking of ... uh ... A-ha / Huh, that's ... that's / good, yeah / I like ... I like the atmosphere in the beginning / do / Touch Me ... How can it be ... Believe me / that sort of thing I ... I might ... if I was at home and it came on, I would ... I crouch / mirror / that's what I always do / I always do that / I do that whatever comes on. / 何の曲がかかってもやるけどね。

Uh ... hey, Rhod / famous / hang on a minute / my dog seems to be suggesting there's a thing going on / famous / very good / don't know / some of g__ from Carmarthen / all / nuh, I don't think so. / Maybe / band / 70's called ... um ... I / computer / really, uh, as everyday as they are now / I mean, we could possibly bring in g__ / Brotherhood of M__ / as well / I mean / you know / this is the problem / uh / let us know / I feel like I'm missing something / OK / I don't know / never / somebody / on behalf of someone else / I mean ... I mean ... / I know / very strong contender, but one of the reasons I'm liking / Iron M__ / they've got such a good range of ... of ... / denim jackets / such a good range of music / such a range they are capable of / is naked without, um / of / sort of, uh, you know, / spaceship / motorbike / doing something ridiculous / you know / yeah / despite / also / prove__ E__'s point / one of his gigs / one of / Apparently. / it says here / six-seater, pro__ plane / not a 747 / OK. / but he did appreciate / cheese and onion crisps / say thanks / great show / Steven from / near Nottingham / not quite in it / it's a great message, but it doesn't quite ... it doesn't ... you know / you __ flown in in his plane to one of his gigs / not quite / cheese / all so strong, but ... I'm sorry / still, currently, / a-ha / on TV / how about / just / day / hometown of / always thought that __ was / is / wrong / all his life / the quiz / been doing wrong ... uh ... all his life / I've got a good one here on, uh, / things you do wrong all your life, right? / interesting / I'm braced. I'm braced. Go. / "Hi Rhod" Uh ... "I'm an Australian podcast listener / currently living in Qatar / in / thanks / probably retired / Doha / from Neighbours / probably / middle east / I've got a nice place in Doha / check it out / location / OK / last Christmas / wound / this is one of / emails / you / hang in there / keep going, keep going, yeah. / My dog / lost patience / come / get a grip / hang on a second / is this the only radio show you've ever done where / disrupt / any moment / I love / in Berlin last Christmas / I wound up / some muddy trousers after / rain-soaked bike t__ / provided the opportunity to buy some new dry jeans / OK. / this story / live in a f__ life style here / he's on holiday / he's in Berlin / soggy jeans / bike ride / is a shop, where / can buy / new trousers / up to speed / uh ... "the sales assistant helped me to select the jeans ... / ... OK. / ... and a new belt. / Wow. OK. / Yeah yeah. / OK, right. / I don't know / new belt / we __ talking / no more place names, please __ __ __ confusing __ __ __ / I know. Sorry. Yeah. / Australian living in Q__ / on holiday in Berlin / going / OK. Right. / me to select the jeans and a new belt / and started to help me to thread the belt through the loopholes / OK. / ... "He started / starting from the left / all my life / threaded my belt / starting on the right / OK / the sales assistants were shocked at the suggestion __ __ __ left it was. ... Have I been doing it / all / my / opposite direction in the southern hemisphere? / the other way / fact / strong fact. Strong fact. / or do women / men / girl / all this time. ... After some Gooble searches / it turns out / had been doing it wrong / which way / thread / This is amazing. This is amazing. / confirming / doing it wrong / I'm not alone / Regards, Andrew / left / looking down / somebody looking at him / your belt / definitely going to my left / left-hand side first / yeah / round your / comes / pops up / right / what I call / working part of / on the left / I call the working part / working part of belt ... the engine of / technical, mechanical bit / the mechanical bit, yeah. / So, you / the magic bit, yeah / comes / I / that's what / that's what this guy / says / doing / from the right / soggy / that's what the headline would be / I don't know / which way do you do your belt? / strong, strong feature / that's just crazy. I ... I think ... um, ... I'd ... I mean ... if anything, I / piece / the wrong way around. ... You know what I'm saying? / I do know what you're saying

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